once SANTA stopped

once SANTA stopped
once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match
  

Jan, 17 2012     93 chars (1 sms)     844 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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A man:SANTA ur son diedHearing dis he jumps frm 50th floor35th floor he realizes:I dont hav a son20th:I'm not married&3rd:Shit I'm banta
2srdar jngl me:Samne sher aya,1ne mitti sher ki ankh me dalke bhagne lga,2nd wahi ruk gya 1st:abe bhag 2nd:me kyun bhagu mitti tune dali he
Santa:What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late. Engineer:How would we know they were late,if we didn't have a schedule?
Sardar ne makkhi ke pankh tod ke kaha; Udh ja. But Makkhi nahi udi, Sardar ne kaha; Saabit hua "agar makkhi ke pankh tod diye jaye to makkhi sun nahi sakti
Santa singhji got a new job:1st day he worked till eveing. Boss was happy&asked wat u did til eveng? santa:keyboard alphabets not in right order,i made it correct.
MAN to santa: I got a BRAND new FORD iKON for my wife. santa:WOW! that's an UNBELIEVABLE & EXCELLENT EXCHANGE OFFER.
Tufani baris me raat ko bakery per Santa Pizza lene aaya.SHOPKIPER-Aap Shadishuda hai? SANTA-ulu k pathe tufani barish me kya meri Maa muje Pizza lene bhejegi?
Santa was standing near a street light with open mouth.man-Oye santa, wht r u doing?Santa: Doctor asked me to eat light food.
In A cricket ground.. Security:Cricket match is over now,why r u stil sitting? SardaR koi baat nahi highlight dekhuga
Once santa was riding his cycle suddenly he slips and fells onto the ground. A young man who was passing nearby asks the sardar "oye paaji why did u slip." santa replies "no puttar that was only a joke."
In war field Sardar covering his body with a mosquito net. Soldier asked why? Sardwhen a mosqito cant entr in this net, then HOW CAN A BULLET!.
Santa saw a man stealing a purse. THIEF:"There is Rs.1100 in the purse. V can take 50-50" Santa : Okay,bt Wht bout d remaining 1000?