Son: Dad did you have a love marriage with mom? Santa: Yes son. How do you know? Son: Coz of the difference of 4 months between your marriage and my date of birth.
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other. Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth
Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
Santa was busy removing wheels from his car Banta: Pahiye kyun khol rahe ho? Santa: Anpadh gawaar! Dikhta nahi kya Samne likha hai-Parking for 2 wheelar
