Santa 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha. Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?” Santa : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Sardars friend slaps himSardar:U slapped me seriously or just for fun?Friend:SeriouslySardar:Then its ok, I dont like people making FUN OF ME!...

Sardar at bar in New York.A Man say 'Johny Walker single'other say 'Peter Scotch single' Sardar say 'Baljith Singh Maried'

Why did Santa fall out the window ?A. He was ironing the curtain

Sardar K Beta Paida Hua. Wo Gusse Se Pagal Ho Gya Biwi Se Bola- Jaldi Bata Ye Kiski Aulaad Hai?Biwi - Apka Hai JiSardar- To Fir Ye Ganja Kaise Hai..

A sardar had a child aftr 3 mnth of marige.He askd his wife ye 3mnth k bad bacha kaise hua?Wife replied:tmhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?Srdar:3month.wife:or meri shadi ko.Srdar:3mnthwife:or bacha kitne month k baad.Srdar:3 mnth.Wife:total kitne hue.

How Can U Take d Window Seat From a Santa Going To London..?? Guess.?Ans:Tell Him That d Seats To London Are In d Middle ROW

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!Santa: Subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

A Sardar puts lot of lipstick on his forehead..........Why?.....coz....he wants to make up his Mind

Santa: What's difference between man & Superman? Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim!