Teacher: I want you

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!

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In aptitude test…

In aptitude test…River Kaveri is in which state? SaNTA: liquid state.

A man to santa

A man to santa lets to play Chess.Santa: You wait i am bringing my Sport Shoes....

Sardr mentioned 3

Sardr mentioned 3yrs experience in his resume IntervieweCan u tell me in which field u've experienced for 3yrs?SrdIn searchng JOBS!

Santa: My dad was

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage. Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out. Santa: I didn't say he got out.

History teacher asked

History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker. Santa: Adidas

santa banta looking

santa banta looking at Egyptian mummy.santa:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.banta: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

First-aid teacher

First-aid teacher: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Lil Banta: I'd never go to either place again!

Santa Ki Ladai

Santa Ki Ladai Apne Baap Se Ho Gayi To Usne Apne Baap Ki Photo Kabristaan Me Ek Ped Pe Latka Di Aur Neeche Likha"COMING SOON"

Why did the Santa

Why did the Santa put his finger over the nail when he was hammering? A. The noise gave him a headache.

Banta: What's the difference

Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Santa: The taste.

Postman: I have to

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....

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