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Santa :- jaldi ek
Santa :- jaldi ek cold drink de, ladai hone wali hai.. Shop Keeper :- lo ! Shopkeeper :- jaldi ek or de, ladai hone wali hai... Shopkeeper :- lekin ladai kab hogi... Shopkeeper :-jab tu paise maangega tab
  
Jan, 17 2012     204 chars (2 sms)     1407 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa sent Rs10000
Santa sent Rs10000 unsigned cheque to PM's Flood Relief Fund & wrote"Cheque is unsigned bcoz, I do not want any publicity..
Santa asks his new
Santa asks his new girlfriend, what sort of books you are interested in? She replies: Cheque books.
A Sardar found hs
A Sardar found hs wife having affair.Sardr decided 2 kill her & himself.Sardr ne apne kaan pe Gun lagayi or wife ko bola-"Khush mat ho.Agla numbr tera hai.
SANTA BANTA GOES
SANTA BANTA GOES FOR A MOVIE 9 TO 12 BUT COMES OUT AT 10 COZ THE NAME OF THE MOVIE WAS 'DASTAK'
Santa: WHat is another
Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly? Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.
SANTA: Wat is d different
SANTA: Wat is d different between POETRY and ESSAY?BANTA: Any word said by girlfriend is poetry..!Anything said by wife is essay
Santa asked Banta:
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Santa saw a Beautiful
Santa saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Santa: B.Com final year"
Pappu was writing
Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Sardar mujra dekhne
Sardar mujra dekhne gaya, sari raat mujra dekha.Bai ne kaha! Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya Ab aap hume khush karo.SARDAR utha or khud nachne laga..
Joke of the Century:
Joke of the Century:Teacher asked Sardar" If U dial 001 then what will happen?"Sarda"Police Jeep will come, in Reverse Gear...
1st sardar:yaar
1st sardar:yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyon di?2nd sardar:yaar woh bari character less thi shaadi mujh say aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi.

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