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Santa took 18 more
Santa took 18 more people with him to watch a film. On being questioned about the big group, they replied that the film was only for above 18...
  
Jan, 17 2012     144 chars (1 sms)     1715 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Veeru-Basanti
Veeru-Basanti in kutton k aagay mat nachna,SANTA sitting with his dog in the theator said-"Nachegi kese nahi KUTTAY ka bhi ticket liya hai"
Santa-Ghar me aag
Santa-Ghar me aag Lag gayi Banta-Mujhe kya?Santa-Bewkuf, tere ghar me Lgi he Banta-To tujhe kya?
Masterji: kal school
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
Museum administrator
Museum administrator: That’s a 500 year old statue you’ve broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
Santa: What is my exam
Santa: What is my exam number...???TeacheIts 438625.Santa: I paid Rs.1000 for exam, please give me a fancy number!!!
Santa standing on
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u'll die. Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform
Santa put his pencil
Santa put his pencil in a bottle of HORLICKS!Why?Why..?He wantd 2 make it TallerStronger &Sharper....
A Sardar puts
A Sardar puts lot of lipstick on his forehead..........Why?.....coz....he wants to make up his Mind
How did santa tried
How did santa tried to kill a bird?? He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
Santa: I kiss my
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave.
Santa: Mom, last
Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself. Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!
Santa joined NASA.
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

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