Santa Singh hurries into the

Santa Singh hurries into the
Santa Singh hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of his index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked him. 'well, I was trying to commit suicide,' Santa replied. 'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?' 'No! No! No! I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger.'
  

Jan, 17 2012     460 chars (3 sms)     1483 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Banta :- dekh Santa ek saanp teri biwi ko kaat raha hai. Santa :- Dar mat yaar. Vo kaat nhi raha, vo to zehar bharwane aaya hai
One tourist from U.S.A asked sardar: "Any great man born in this village??? santa: no, sir!! Only small babies!!!.
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Santa was standing near a street light with open mouth.man-Oye santa, wht r u doing?Santa: Doctor asked me to eat light food.
Santa always study in front of a mirror because of 3 reasons:1. It helps saving revision time.2. He can keep a watch on himself.3. He likes combined studies
Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
Why did the Santa put his finger over the nail when he was hammering? A. The noise gave him a headache.
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
On a comedy show SaNTA was asked some question. He was askedQ. What's the fullform of SMS.S-:Sardar Manmohan Singh.Q. What's MMSS-Mrs. Manmohan Singh.
TeacheBatao ki purane samay mein Sri Lanka ko Sone ki Lanka kyun kaha jata tha ?Student: Kyunki Kumbkaran vahan din-raat sota rehta tha..
3pupil were going on motorcycle,policeman give hand to stop.Santa shouted-oye pagal pahle hi 3 baithay tuje kaha baithe ga
Sardar K Beta Paida Hua. Wo Gusse Se Pagal Ho Gya Biwi Se Bola- Jaldi Bata Ye Kiski Aulaad Hai?Biwi - Apka Hai JiSardar- To Fir Ye Ganja Kaise Hai..