Lawyer to Santa :

Lawyer to Santa : Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke....... Santa :yeh kya! Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaya, ab fir Gita pe haath?

Jan, 17 2012 134 chars (1 sms) 981 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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