Unlike others ur brain is a master piece. It has two halves, the left and the right, the left has nothing right in it and the right has nothing left in it.
Can U believe things ppl do??!! I was sitting next to a guy in Mandir, In the middle of the aarti, he lit a cigarette. I was so shocked, I nearly dropped my beer
Aaj agar apka sms ayega tohi hum roti khayenge warna aj gusse me paneer paratha aur kashmiri pulao chole bethure k baad icecream kha kar hi so jayenge.
Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!