Unlike others ur

Unlike others ur
Unlike others ur brain is a master piece. It has two halves, the left and the right, the left has nothing right in it and the right has nothing left in it.
  

Jan, 14 2012     155 chars (1 sms)     942 views       General

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The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything". And the book is titled: "What Woman Wants!"
A good friend is one who takes bail if u r in jail .......... But a true friend is one who sits besides u in jail and ask u "MAMU BIDI HAI KYA"
Laugh away those blues…! Humour has 2 bcome an integral part of every individual’s life, 4 clinical depressions 2 b kept at bay. After all laughter is the best medicine.
Gali mein maut ka andaaz maar dalega.Tumhe dhamaakon ka ehsaas maar dalega.Hai ab bhi waqt jaag jaao ae deshwasiyo,Nahi toh bomb ka yeh sailaab maar daalega
Friendship is like PRIYAGOLD "hak se maango" Love is like PEPSI "ye dil mange more" & Girl friend like GHADI DETERGENT Pahle istemal karo Fir Vishwas Karo.
Aaj deedar,kal yaar, parson pyar phir ikrar aur phir intezaar phir takrar,phir daraar, sari mehnat bekar. Aur akhir mein ek aur devdas "at beer bar"!!!
Ata gache tota pakhi.....
Dalim gache mou.....
Hire dadar Murmure dat....
Thakur dadar bou.......
SmS dosnt mean "SHORT msgin SERVICE" It also means Share My Sweetness Search My Soul Seek My Sweetheart Succeed My Smarty See ME Smilin So Keep SMSING.
How 2 make a kid extremely intelligent smart active sweet lovable & talented??? Jus ask my Parents.:
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
Arties are red, Veins are blue, when god gave brain, where were you?
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