Bijli + Badal =

Bijli + Badal =Savan aya. Barat + Baja =Dulha aya. Phool + Nazare=Vasant aya. Aap + Apki hasi = Bhago Bhago PAGAL aaya

Jan, 14 2012 118 chars (1 sms) 969 views General

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Staying single is chic, divorce is in vogue, living in is common, extra marital is happening & here u r Happily married!! Quite Outdated!

Sunday means S> sote raho U> utho der se N> nahao mat D> deko TV A> aaram hi kro Y> yaad karo sirf humko.. so enjoy u"r sunday..

Hi Sweetheart, Doing nothing? Then make a place for me in ur heart! I may come there any time! UR's Faithfully "HEART ATTACK"!

1 miss call dene se aapko koi charge nahi hota, par aapke miss call se ees dil unvaluable sukun milata hai. Pls miss call...

Note: Suna hai AAPKI ek smile pe hajaro log marte hai.So keep smiling to reduce India's population. "Population control board." Janhit me jari

Never blame a girl coz she teaches well than any1 elsewhen she is with u she teaches how to live When she leaves u she teaches how to survive

How 2 make a kid extremely intelligent smart active sweet lovable & talented??? Jus ask my Parents.:

Hey Fill Up The Blanks :-Your Name_________Percentage In SSC_____%Gender_________...Now Read 'Only' The Answers..!Just Chill !!!!

Dear customer,your bathing date validity for one year is expired 2day. So kindly RE-BATH within 1 hour and get two years validity.HURRY-UP.

Wen things go wrongWen sadnes fills ur HeartWen tears flow in ur eyesAlways say these words:A ganpat chal daaru la...

In the world Few Things r GOD gifts, Mother’s love Father’s advise Brother’s care Sister’s fight Baby’s smile & My sms

3 dreams of a man. To be as handsome as his mother thinks.To be as rich as his child belives.To have as many women as his wife suspects.

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