Bijli + Badal =

Bijli + Badal =
Bijli + Badal =Savan aya. Barat + Baja =Dulha aya. Phool + Nazare=Vasant aya. Aap + Apki hasi = Bhago Bhago PAGAL aaya
  

Jan, 14 2012     118 chars (1 sms)     1014 views       General

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