Bijli + Badal =

Bijli + Badal =
Bijli + Badal =Savan aya. Barat + Baja =Dulha aya. Phool + Nazare=Vasant aya. Aap + Apki hasi = Bhago Bhago PAGAL aaya
  

Jan, 14 2012     118 chars (1 sms)     1093 views       General

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U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
I Met Money & Said U R Just A Piece 0f Paper; Money SmiLed n Said; 0f Course I M Piece 0f Paper; But I Havn't Seen A DustbinFor Me Yet...
How many times i have told you? Dont send messages to me. See what happen now,all the ants came to my phone and took your sweet messages..
What is the similarity between Bill gates & me? Dont know? So simple, He never comes 2my house& I never go 2 his house EGO Problem
Thought of d day: A successful man is 1 who makes more money than his wife cn spent.. & A successful women is 1 who can find such a man....
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding
Tomato Potato Brinjal Ginger Carrot Ladyfinger Lemon Onion Garlic Mushroom Cheese Cabbage Confused .... ?" VEG " sms hai.Kisi ko bhi bhej sakte ho.!!
GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or GOD IS NOW HERE.Like everything in Life,the way u SEE things.Always depends on how you Look at them......
Wife is a knife who cuts Husbands Life.
Any girl call you BHAI then don't take tension,because long form of BHAI is that B Best H Husaband A Around I India.
We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?
Swim on a pool, Sit on a stool, It's my request, dont marry a fool.