Easiest way to die.

Easiest way to die. 1.Hav a cigar daily u ll die 10 yrs early 2.Hav drinks daily u ll die 30 yrs early 3.Bt "LUV" Sum1 Truly u ll Die Daily.

Jan, 14 2012 140 chars (1 sms) 990 views General

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Aaj meri SMS FACTRY

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Don't marry the

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Suno gaur se pepsi

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Xcellent quote written

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Without u'r SMS

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To see monkey,

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govt. imposing income

govt. imposing income tax on Dating 10% , On HuG 20% , On Kissing 30% , On LuV 50% , Tu tension matLE...... FLiRTiNG abhi bhi free hai...

LOVE Means

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