Kind, intelligent,

Kind, intelligent,
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not
  

Jan, 14 2012     72 chars (1 sms)     897 views       General

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main jaanta hoon kee yeh khawaab zhuthe hain aur, yeh kusheeyaan adhuree hai, magar zindaa rahane ke leeye mere dost, kuchch galatphamiyan zaruree hain.
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Sorry to disturb U at this time of the night, If U are awake & free, could U please do me a favour, Please delete this message & sleep! Good night !
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