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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not

Jan, 14 2012 72 chars (1 sms) 1008 views General

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every sunset gives u one day less to joy do notworry every sun rise gives u one day more 2 hope 4 best....

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Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!

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