Kind, intelligent,

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not

Jan, 14 2012 72 chars (1 sms) 1026 views General

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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

THOUGHT 4 the day."A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed."

Life has its ups & downs.

Life has its ups & downs. Sometimes SUN shines, sometimes RAIN pours. But dont forget, it takes both SUN & RAIN to make a RAINBOW!! Enjoy life.

Chicken ready yes

Chicken ready yes boss. Fish ready? yes boss. Omlet ready ? yes boss. Mutton ready ? Nahi boss BAKRA abhi sms padh raha hai....

Promise me we are

Promise me we are true friends.. U r the sky I am the bird. You are the speech I am the word. You are the roti I am Bhaji. I am the joke and you are my sardarji

Those innocent eyes,

Those innocent eyes, That Master mind, A great smile, The perfect walk, Smoothest Talk, Absolutely Gorgeous, Thats enough abt me How r u.?

My Health problemhas

My Health problemhas reached such a CRITICAL stage that doctor says there are only 2options left.. . . . . . EitherI.C.U. Or U.C.Me

SMOKE atleast once

SMOKE atleast once Everyday!! SMOKE means S - Send M - Me O - One K - Kool SMS E - Everyday So plz kindly SMOKE.Request: Try 2 b a chain smoke

Only the open

Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!

Easiest way to die.

Easiest way to die. 1.Hav a cigar daily u ll die 10 yrs early 2.Hav drinks daily u ll die 30 yrs early 3.Bt "LUV" Sum1 Truly u ll Die Daily.

There are only

There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friendsGood jobGood foodGood sleep&" GOOD _ UCK "whatever u are thinking..That's right..

If your legs are

If your legs are paining, don't worry at all. It's B'coz yesterday the whole day u wer running in my mind...! Take rest now.. n b ready 2 Run 2Morrow..

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