Kind, intelligent,

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not

Jan, 14 2012 72 chars (1 sms) 1088 views General

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A foolish man tels

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help ever.... hurt

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If I could write

If I could write a letter &Sky was my Paper,Ocean my Ink &Stars my Words,it wud stil not b enough 2 dscribe how USELESS u are

There are 2 times,

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Welcome 2 mobile

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Lyf is short,live

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Sweet candies are

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When u mix rice

When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer,When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer... When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life,U call it takdeer

BHO0L GAYE ,YA

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