Johny Walker : Mere

Johny Walker : Mere
Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai, gadi hai, bank loker hai, Kya hai tumhare pass ? Johny Leaver : Mere pass in sabki chabi hai
  

Jan, 14 2012     129 chars (1 sms)     888 views       General

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Badal B hoGhata B ho,Barish na ho toKya fayda?Dost B hoWafadar B ho,Dildar na hoTo kya fayda?SMS B HoZabardast B Ho,Reply na ho to kya Fayda.
log chalte hain un raston par, jo duniya ke banaye hote hain,hum banayenge vo raste jispar duniya chalegi
Duniya Gol Hai: Chuha Billi se Darta Hai,Billi Kutte se Darti h,Kutta Aadmi se Darta h,Aadmi Apni Biwi se Darta hBiwi Chuhhe se Darti Hai.Duniya Gol Hai
Dance like no one"s watching; sing like no one"s listening; love like you can"t get hurt, and live like there"s no tomorrow. """"
Lyf is short,live it. Luv is rare,grab it. Anger is bad,dump it.fear is awful,face it.memories r sweet,cherish it. Sender is genius, accept it.Hehe…
Class me masti ki toh haath lal.Baap ko pata chala to gaal lal.Padai nahi ki toh dimag lal.Aur bina padai ke pass ho gaye to "JAI JHULELAL".
Wealth says "care me".Health says"maintain me".Character says"purify me".Time says"plan me".SMS says"send me" and dis msg says "Remember me"..
Marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind…therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.
Nakhre aapke tauba tauba, ajeeb aapka style hai, Mssg to aap karte nahi, bus halla macha rakha ki mere paas mobile hai..
Saala apun tumko bolaPhir bhi tum humko nahi tola..Apun hai chocolate icecream ka gola..Mila toh mela..Nahi mila toh aasu se gila hona..
The two dangerous weapons in the world other than nuclear bomb are ... A girl 's smile and her tears which can make the boys to do anything!!..
Who said english is easy Fill this blank with yes or no? ___ I don't have a BRAIN.