Johny Walker : Mere

Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai, gadi hai, bank loker hai, Kya hai tumhare pass ? Johny Leaver : Mere pass in sabki chabi hai

Jan, 14 2012 129 chars (1 sms) 941 views General

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Easiest way to die.

Easiest way to die. 1.Hav a cigar daily u ll die 10 yrs early 2.Hav drinks daily u ll die 30 yrs early 3.Bt "LUV" Sum1 Truly u ll Die Daily.

The only good thing

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

Mistakes r not

Mistakes r not a crime, if u can rectify those mistakes they r the key to success.For example, God created U.So wat?Then he created ME!

Newtons Law of Romance

Newtons Law of Romance "Luv can neither b creatd nor destroyed,it can only b changed frm 1 galfrnd 2 anther with considerable loss of money

If you could buy one

If you could buy one thing for me, what would it be? Reply is a must. fwd this to your friends n you will b amazed at replies.

Hi Sweetheart, Doing

Hi Sweetheart, Doing nothing? Then make a place for me in ur heart! I may come there any time! UR's Faithfully "HEART ATTACK"!

Nakhre aapke tauba

Nakhre aapke tauba tauba, ajeeb aapka style hai, Mssg to aap karte nahi, bus halla macha rakha ki mere paas mobile hai..

What is different between

What is different between cheque and DD. DD is like a wife you can always trust. Cheque is like a girlfriend it can bounce at anytime…

help ever.... hurt

help ever.... hurt never.... love ever.... hate never.... give ever... except never... smile ever... cry never... think me ever... forget me never

WHEN EVERYTHING IS

WHEN EVERYTHING IS AGAINST YOU AND NOTHING SEEMS TO WORK, I WILL COME, HOLD UR HANDS, TAKE U FOR A WALK OVER THE BRIDGE AND SHOW U WHERE TO JUMP....

a grl ws sad cz

a grl ws sad cz she knew dt d guy she luvd didnt luv hr back. yrs 18r,she saw d guy caryng hs doter.she askd,'wuts her name?"He smyld sadly n sed,'same as urs

I think u r very careless

I think u r very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left! U just came in my mind & left a SMILE on MY face....

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Johny Walker : Mere

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