Johny Walker : Mere

Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai, gadi hai, bank loker hai, Kya hai tumhare pass ? Johny Leaver : Mere pass in sabki chabi hai

Jan, 14 2012 129 chars (1 sms) 896 views General

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D se Dosti, D se Dushmani, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Diwangi, par D se itne bhi Dur na ho jana ki D se Dekh bhi na sake, SAMJHE D se DEAR.

How many times i have told you? Dont send messages to me. See what happen now,all the ants came to my phone and took your sweet messages..

What makes some people Dearer?Is not just the happiness that you feel when you meet them,But the pain you feel,when you miss them.

I want to kill sweetest smartest and most beautiful person on earth but then i thought.......... suicide is a CRIME.

Yad aneWale Yad aa rahe hai, Khyalo ki Duniya me chha rahe hai, Hum Kuch keh rahe Hai par wo Chup Hai, Bas Msg padh kar Muskura rahe hai.

I.T.OF INDIAN GODS BRAHMA-System installer VISHNU-System supporter SHIVA-Delete specialist NARADA-Data transferer APSARA-Download virus

What happens when the earth rotates 30 times faster? A. You get your salary every day.

Staying single is chic, divorce is in vogue, living in is common, extra marital is happening & here u r Happily married!! Quite Outdated!

Peene ki Umar1 to 3>Milk.4-8>Cerelac.9-13>Complan.14-25>Beer.26-40>Whisky.41-60>Tonic.After 60Kabhi bhi GANGAJAL peena pad sakta hai

Great Pass it on: "Forgiving a Terrorist is left to GOD. But fixing their appointment with GOD is our Responsibility" -INDIAN ARMY

The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything". And the book is titled: "What Woman Wants!"

A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai."Politicians Divide us,Terrorists Unite us

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