Johny Walker : Mere

Johny Walker : Mere
Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai, gadi hai, bank loker hai, Kya hai tumhare pass ? Johny Leaver : Mere pass in sabki chabi hai
  

Jan, 14 2012     129 chars (1 sms)     869 views       General

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Let This Month Be:M:MagnificientlyA:AdvantageousR:RichlyC:Celebrative &H:Harmoniously HappyHve a Masti Bhara March
As we sail thru life, don’t avoid Storms & Rough waters, just let it PASS… Sail on! Bcos Calm Seas will never make Skilled Sailors…
Never expect things to happen… Struggle and make them happen… Never expect you to be given a good value… Create a value of your own u have! Don’t under estimate yourself, You are worth more than anything in this world! Be cheerfull & Live life to the fullest dear…
Girls misuse it! models sell it! photograhers cage it!doctors advice it!death freezes it! artists create it! tats SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
God is an invisible parent & parents are the visible GodIf u make the visible God happyAutomatically the invisible God becomes happy!
When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
Wife is a "Received call" Nieghbour girl is "Dialled call" Aunty is "Missed call" Lover is "Waiting call" BUT Friendship is ''Fevicoll''
Do u know d Fullform of"GIRL"G-Genius in Gossips.I-Innocent Immoralality.R-Raging with Crying.L-Licence 2 Lie Lavishly.Ohh Girls
Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log padte hai,nalayak log dusro ko forward karte hai,gadhe delete karte hai aur pagal store kar lete hai.Aap kya karne wale hai
Bijli + Badal =Savan aya. Barat + Baja =Dulha aya. Phool + Nazare=Vasant aya. Aap + Apki hasi = Bhago Bhago PAGAL aaya
Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!