Johny Walker : Mere

Johny Walker : Mere
Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai, gadi hai, bank loker hai, Kya hai tumhare pass ? Johny Leaver : Mere pass in sabki chabi hai
  

Jan, 14 2012     129 chars (1 sms)     839 views       General

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A foolish man tels a woman 2 stop talking, but a wise man tels her that she looks extremely beautiful wen her lips r closed.
People Meet By Chance !!Dey Spend Sweet Times 2gether.Den God Apart ThemNot 2 End The Story,But 2 C How Much Dey Need Each Other
Famous saying- "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl, he's simply not giving kiss the attention it deserves!"
I luv MUMBAI bcoz she is like mother to millions. After all a mother is called MUM in English,BA in Gujarati &AI in Marathi. Why worry MUM+BA+I.
How 2 make a kid extremely intelligent smart active sweet lovable & talented??? Jus ask my Parents.:
Do u know World's most beautiful sentence? That is, ...BUT, I LV U. and.. World's most selfish/ painful sentence I LOV U, BUT.........
Proposing a girl in front of college is gentle>in front of temple is cute>in front of her house is heroism>>but in front of her HUSBAND its DIL..
Gita saar: mobile nirjiv hai sim jiski atma hai,sms wo gyan hai,jo batne se badta hai.Isliye,he! prani balance ki mohmaya tyag kar sms kar.
Samundar jitna Mkt, Nadi jitna Turnover, Talab jitna Expenses, Balti jitna Bad Debts, Lote jitna Profit.Happy March End....
5 things I know abt U ! 1. U r a specl person with a wondrful Heart... 2. 3. 4. 5. Bus, baaki kal, Ek din me, Ek joke..
I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...
When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."