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The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

A sleeping lion is stronger than a barking dog. So a sleeping student is better than a barking teacher.-By last bench assoctiation.So sit in the last bench

As we sail thru life, don’t avoid Storms & Rough waters, just let it PASS… Sail on! Bcos Calm Seas will never make Skilled Sailors…

A foolish man tels a woman 2 stop talking, but a wise man tels her that she looks extremely beautiful wen her lips r closed.

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