Woman has "man"

Woman has "man"
Woman has "man" in it.Mrs has "Mr" in it, Female has "Male" in it, She has "He" in it and Madam had "Adam" in it. No wonder Man always wants to be inside" Woman."""""""""""
  

Jan, 14 2012     172 chars (2 sms)     859 views       General

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