Ata gache tota pakhi.....
Dalim gache mou.....
Hire dadar Murmure dat....
Thakur dadar bou.......

If you eve want 2 suceed in your life, be sweet as Honey, Be regular as Clock .......... .be fresh as rose, Be soft as Tissue, Be strong as Rock and be good as !!!!me.....

Today having a phone without wire is fashion.. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend,

In the world Few Things r GOD gifts, Mother’s love Father’s advise Brother’s care Sister’s fight Baby’s smile & My sms

BALANCE SHEET of Life:Birth- Opening. Balance. Death- Closing Bal.Soul- Fixed Asset.Brain- F.D. Heart- Current Asset.Idea- Current A/C.Achievment- Capital.Character- Clossng. Stock.Friends - Gen. Reserve.Behaviour-Goodwill.Patience - Interest Earned.Love- Dividend.Children- Bonus. IssueEducation-PatentsWisdom-Investment.Exp.- Premium A/C.WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW FINANCIAL YEAR

In Eng: GOOD NIGHT In desi: SHUBH RATRI In urdu: SHABBA KHAIR In kannad: YARA NADI In Telgu: PANDANKO PO Apun ki style:- . . . . . . . . CHAL LUDAK LE......

I Love u.I Love u.I Love uI Love u.I Love u.I Love u.OH SHIT..Oh shit..RASNA bolna to bhool hi gaya I Love u RASNA:

Heaven is when u have a german car, American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife, Hell is where car is Chinese, food is german, wife is American & salary is Indian.

Try this,go to write msg,activate dictionary then hide ur screen wid ur 1 hand n type 4164771968,now remove ur hand & read it phir dekho kamaal

HEIGHT OF Bindaasness..!Entering late in d class widout permision & saying to Mam: Hi SWEETIE.... CARRY ON ...DON'T STOP 4 ME...Hi! Frnds.

I mixed rum with water, I felt drunk. I mixed gin with water, I felt drunk. I mixed whisky with water, I felt drunk. I swear Ill never drink water again.

ALL WANT TO GO HAVEN BUT NO ONE WANT TO DIE