A Person Who Asks

A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes. A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever

Jan, 14 2012 95 chars (1 sms) 957 views General

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U got style,

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Welcome 2 mobile

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A sleeping lion is

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