advantages of "not

advantages of "not
advantages of "not having a GIRLFRIEND" 1. save time 2. u can sleep well 3. don't need to worry abt how u r looking 4. can go & eat in any restaurant 5. no need to worry abt bill 6. no boring sms in d mid nite 7. can talk wid all girls
  

Jan, 14 2012     235 chars (2 sms)     804 views       General

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