My cell phone loves

My cell phone loves
My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!
  

Jan, 14 2012     170 chars (2 sms)     933 views       General

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