In a Cricket Match, One Girl Made Indian Flag on Her Cheeks. a Boy Kissed Her Cheeks & Said"I LOVE MY INDIA"

Dilko Dil samjo to ishq kro,Dardko Dard samjo to Mohbatkro,Wade ko Wada samjo to purakro,Or humko apna samjoto 1Pyara sa SMS kro...

What happens when the earth rotates 30 times faster? A. You get your salary every day.

help ever.... hurt never.... love ever.... hate never.... give ever... except never... smile ever... cry never... think me ever... forget me never

BALANCE SHEET of Life:Birth- Opening. Balance. Death- Closing Bal.Soul- Fixed Asset.Brain- F.D. Heart- Current Asset.Idea- Current A/C.Achievment- Capital.Character- Clossng. Stock.Friends - Gen. Reserve.Behaviour-Goodwill.Patience - Interest Earned.Love- Dividend.Children- Bonus. IssueEducation-PatentsWisdom-Investment.Exp.- Premium A/C.WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW FINANCIAL YEAR

Magic Trick1 GlassThanda Pani loaur use Apne Baaju Baithe Aadmi Par Daal doYe Thanda Pani Use GARAM kar dega.Its TrueWarning:Try at ur own RISK

2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!

I.T.OF INDIAN GODS BRAHMA-System installer VISHNU-System supporter SHIVA-Delete specialist NARADA-Data transferer APSARA-Download virus

Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!

Class me masti ki toh haath lal.Baap ko pata chala to gaal lal.Padai nahi ki toh dimag lal.Aur bina padai ke pass ho gaye to "JAI JHULELAL".

Girls misuse it! models sell it! photograhers cage it!doctors advice it!death freezes it! artists create it! tats SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!

Samundar jitna Mkt, Nadi jitna Turnover, Talab jitna Expenses, Balti jitna Bad Debts, Lote jitna Profit.Happy March End....