Samundar jitna Mkt,

Samundar jitna Mkt, Nadi jitna Turnover, Talab jitna Expenses, Balti jitna Bad Debts, Lote jitna Profit.Happy March End....

Jan, 14 2012 123 chars (1 sms) 1043 views General

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How many times

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LOVE Means

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Pyare mitra Pranam!

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I look at the stars

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My phone has been

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If I could write

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I Met Money

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