Samundar jitna Mkt,

Samundar jitna Mkt,
Samundar jitna Mkt, Nadi jitna Turnover, Talab jitna Expenses, Balti jitna Bad Debts, Lote jitna Profit.Happy March End....
  

Jan, 14 2012     123 chars (1 sms)     1024 views       General

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A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous"
Jab tum mujhse ruth jaoge,Khafa ho jaoge,mujhe bhul jaogeTABHaan tabTab BETA GAAL PE AISA THAPPAD PADEGA K SAB YAAD AA JAYEGA..
MASTi lyf me Hoti he,Knife se nai,BHAKTI man me Hoti he,MANDIR me nai,Aap b Jan lo DOSTI sMs karne se Badti he,Sirf PADNE SE nai.
Apni Saaso Ko Rok Lijiye,Dil Ki Dhadkano Ko Thaam Lijiye,Dil Ki Gehraai Se Mera Naam Lijiye,Bas Ab Normal Ho Jaiye Aur Apnaa Kaam Kijiye.
Pyare mitra Pranam! Apke sandesh nahi milne se hum ati vichalit ho uthte hai! Kripya apne chalit durbhash yantra se aap sandesh bhejte rahe dhanyawad.
Bijli + Badal =Savan aya. Barat + Baja =Dulha aya. Phool + Nazare=Vasant aya. Aap + Apki hasi = Bhago Bhago PAGAL aaya
Chicken ready yes boss. Fish ready? yes boss. Omlet ready ? yes boss. Mutton ready ? Nahi boss BAKRA abhi sms padh raha hai....
Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai, gadi hai, bank loker hai, Kya hai tumhare pass ? Johny Leaver : Mere pass in sabki chabi hai
Can U believe things ppl do??!! I was sitting next to a guy in Mandir, In the middle of the aarti, he lit a cigarette. I was so shocked, I nearly dropped my beer
Everybody wants someone Special, Someone Nice, Someone thought ful, Someone honest, Someone Cute, Someone perfect, Someone attractive, Why they always call ME!
Swim on a pool, Sit on a stool, It's my request, dont marry a fool.
Aaj kal maan kar raha hai ki main tumhe kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar sabke samne ek k ki kis kiss kissa sunau ramayan ka