Marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind…therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.

The world does not needs more mountains to climb, more seas to cross more stars to shine, What the world needs is More of u and ur smiles.

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Before u judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes.... After that, who cares? He's a mile away & the shoes r urs

Water is COLOURLESS, Air is SWEETLESS, Without your sms, my mobile is USELESS.

Suno gaur se pepsi walo,Buri nazar na coke pe dalo,Chahe jitna dew pila lo,Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!!Hai na hum pure hindustani

THOUGHT 4 the day."A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed."

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

Never blame a girl coz she teaches well than any1 elsewhen she is with u she teaches how to live When she leaves u she teaches how to survive

Chicken ready yes boss. Fish ready? yes boss. Omlet ready ? yes boss. Mutton ready ? Nahi boss BAKRA abhi sms padh raha hai....

Take time 2 enjoy life. It is rich in all it’s myriad hues n has so much 2 offer. Work hard, but play equally hard n relax. U need 2 unwind!

TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT 1 : U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue. FACT 2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!