SMOKE everyday! SMOKE means, S Send M Me O One K Kool S SMS E Everyday! So,Please kindly feel free to SMOKE..Better, be a chain smoker

By the time u realise what your parents said was right... U will have a kid who begins to think you are wrong

Mistakes r not a crime, if u can rectify those mistakes they r the key to success.For example, God created U.So wat?Then he created ME!

Kai viyo saa Milya koni Phone koni Miss call koni SMS koni...mane chinta hoiri hai.kai viyo CIRCUS wala paacha pakadne le gaya kai .

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

Delhi Ke paas Ke nizamuddin railway station ki train no.6162 Ke route ke 3rd station Bharatpur Ke Ek chote Se Gaon Ke Nazdeek Wale Kabristaan Ke Chowkidar Ki Kabar Pe Baithe Huye Kutte Ki Aage Wali Right Side Ki Taang Ki Tisri Ungli Ke Nakhoon Ke Paas Chhupe Huye Chichar Ke Pait Mein Rehne Wale Bacteria Ke Chromosomal DNA Ki Thymine Nucleotide Ki 5th Carbon Ke Outer Shell Ke 4th Electron Ki Kasam, Sirf disturb karne k liye msg kiya hai...hee,

Note: Suna hai AAPKI ek smile pe hajaro log marte hai.So keep smiling to reduce India's population. "Population control board." Janhit me jari

Jab tum mujhse ruth jaoge,Khafa ho jaoge,mujhe bhul jaogeTABHaan tabTab BETA GAAL PE AISA THAPPAD PADEGA K SAB YAAD AA JAYEGA..

I want to kill sweetest smartest and most beautiful person on earth but then i thought.......... suicide is a CRIME.

The secret of a HAPPY married life......... is still a SECRET!

Take time 2 enjoy life. It is rich in all it’s myriad hues n has so much 2 offer. Work hard, but play equally hard n relax. U need 2 unwind!

Bas karo yaar, band karo ye SMS ka khel, ab kabhi SMS mat karna, bahut ho gaya natak TumharaAisa maine kabhi kaha kya?Nahi naTo phir SMS kyon nahi karte