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Dont send any sms
Dont send any sms to me, i dont want to hear u, i dont wnat to c u , i dont want to have any contact to u , i dont want to think of u, coz doctor have told me to keep away from SWEET things.
  
Jan, 14 2012     190 chars (2 sms)     948 views       General

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