Which FISH can

Which FISH can not swim in Water?Guess...Guess.....Don't Know??A DEAD FISH.

Jan, 14 2012 75 chars (1 sms) 1026 views General

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every sunset gives u one day less to joy do notworry every sun rise gives u one day more 2 hope 4 best....

Jab hum ne unse pooncha, Sapnna kya hota hain to unhone kaha, Bandh aankhon mein jo apna hota hain khuli aankhon mein wohi sapna hota hain.

Common sense is

Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!

PrayeO God, give

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Har Jgah Toofan Sa

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Sweet is your Name

Sweet is your Name Sweet is your smile. I m very glad to meet you in my life.

Last nite some devils

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Take time 2 enjoy life.

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Degrees of girls!

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Actually seriuously

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There are two theories

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Hazaro Ladkiya Aati

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