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Which FISH can
Which FISH can not swim in Water?Guess...Guess.....Don't Know??A DEAD FISH.
  
Jan, 14 2012     75 chars (1 sms)     1113 views       General

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Famous saying- "Any man
Famous saying- "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl, he's simply not giving kiss the attention it deserves!"
We've known each other
We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?
Chicken ready yes
Chicken ready yes boss. Fish ready? yes boss. Omlet ready ? yes boss. Mutton ready ? Nahi boss BAKRA abhi sms padh raha hai....
ABCDEFG: a boy can
ABCDEFG: a boy can do everithing for girl. GFEDCBA: Girl forget everything done & catchs new boy again.
5 benefits of kissing:
5 benefits of kissing: * changes taste * lips never get dry * burns calories * makes face muscles strong * relieves stress so,keep kissing..
Some1 asked what
Some1 asked what makes people Happy? Some said Wealth & some said Fame. I was thinking about this when my cell beeped & ur sms came. I smiled & said “This makes Me happy”.
jo mila hum use kismat
jo mila hum use kismat kehate hai,jo na mita hm use badkismat kehete hai ,na mila use paneki jab jiid hoti hai, hum use himmat-e-koshish kehete hai
Todays Thought: Try
Todays Thought: Try hard to get what u like (or) you will be forced to like what u get…
5 things I know
5 things I know abt U ! 1. U r a specl person with a wondrful Heart... 2. 3. 4. 5. Bus, baaki kal, Ek din me, Ek joke..
Nature is a miracle.
Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.
SORRY Dont get
SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.
so Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is ur STYLE??? so Sweet is ur VOICE??? so Sweet is ur EYE????? see .......how Sweetly I LIE

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