Which FISH can

Which FISH can
Which FISH can not swim in Water?Guess...Guess.....Don't Know??A DEAD FISH.
  

Jan, 14 2012     75 chars (1 sms)     1059 views       General

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Terna ho to samundar mai tero nadi nale mai key rakha hai. Moohabat karna hai to vatan se karo hasinao mai kay rakha hai.
If your legs are paining, don't worry at all. It's B'coz yesterday the whole day u wer running in my mind...! Take rest now.. n b ready 2 Run 2Morrow..
Some1 asked what makes people Happy? Some said Wealth & some said Fame. I was thinking about this when my cell beeped & ur sms came. I smiled & said “This makes Me happy”.
Dear MARIE, Yesterday was a very GOOD DAY. Our meeting was TRULY NICE But the chance of success of our love is 50 50.
To see monkey, I went to zoo, but on seeing monkey, I thought of YOU.
Piece of philosophy frm a passionate smoker:"I alwys think of leaving cigarttes but for thinkng,i need a cigarette.
This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1.... Error : No Brain Detected !!
3 dreams of a man. To be as handsome as his mother thinks.To be as rich as his child belives.To have as many women as his wife suspects.
Those Saprkling Eyes Those Marvelous Lips A 100 Watt Smile The Majestic Walk The Cheerful Talk Truly Charming Personality Guess, That's Enough abt ME
God Askd me "WhAt did u eArn in ur Life Till 2dAy ?"I jus Replied-I'll Surely eArn a few teArs 4m d Eyes of A person reAding this Msg,
Class me masti ki toh haath lal.Baap ko pata chala to gaal lal.Padai nahi ki toh dimag lal.Aur bina padai ke pass ho gaye to "JAI JHULELAL".
Sweet candies are nice to eat Sweet words are easy to say but, sweet ppl are hard to find OH MY GOD! how did u find me.