Which FISH can

Which FISH can not swim in Water?Guess...Guess.....Don't Know??A DEAD FISH.

Jan, 14 2012 75 chars (1 sms) 1100 views General

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U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

Marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind…therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.

Every normal person has 72 heart beats,but 4 my self its 71 The balance one is ur sms So dont stop ur sms it wil affect my heart...

Hi Sweetheart, Doing

Hi Sweetheart, Doing nothing? Then make a place for me in ur heart! I may come there any time! UR's Faithfully "HEART ATTACK"!

The time since i met

The time since i met u, i have realisd dat A frnd like you is worth million dollars. So, if u dont mind........... bech du kya?

Kind, intelligent,

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not

Press Down if

Press Down if u think u r MAD. I can't Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!

Kiki kuku kikiki

Kiki kuku kikiki kukuku kikiku kukiki kukuki kurCongrats U have Learnt MONKEY language successfully.Plz Come and collect ur disti certificate+ Free banana

Aaj kal maan kar

Aaj kal maan kar raha hai ki main tumhe kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar sabke samne ek k ki kis kiss kissa sunau ramayan ka

SORRY Dont get

SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.

every sunset gives

every sunset gives u one day less to joy do notworry every sun rise gives u one day more 2 hope 4 best....

SMILE: S: Sets u free,

SMILE: S: Sets u free, M: Makes u special, I: Increases ur face value, L: Lifts up ur spirits, E: Erases all ur tensions, So, please keep smiling.

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