Never expect things to happen… Struggle and make them happen… Never expect you to be given a good value… Create a value of your own u have! Don’t under estimate yourself, You are worth more than anything in this world! Be cheerfull & Live life to the fullest dear…

TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT 1 : U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue. FACT 2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!

Chicken ready yes boss. Fish ready? yes boss. Omlet ready ? yes boss. Mutton ready ? Nahi boss BAKRA abhi sms padh raha hai....

What happens when the earth rotates 30 times faster? A. You get your salary every day.

U U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U R the one who is CUTE And I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS

You = cute ; You = hot ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ; You = perfect ; Me = liar.

Sunday means S> sote raho U> utho der se N> nahao mat D> deko TV A> aaram hi kro Y> yaad karo sirf humko.. so enjoy u"r sunday..

We need not worry abt those who hve cum by "BOAT" BUT We mst really worry abt those who hv come by "VOTE"They r our real Enemies G'mrng

Girlfren ko I LOVE U bolna hai Balance khatm Ab kya karoge kabutr k gale men ganti bandoge Main batata hun kya karna hai..mujhe no. dedo me bol dunga

Wealth says "care me".Health says"maintain me".Character says"purify me".Time says"plan me".SMS says"send me" and dis msg says "Remember me"..

If I could write a letter &Sky was my Paper,Ocean my Ink &Stars my Words,it wud stil not b enough 2 dscribe how USELESS u are

Famous saying- "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl, he's simply not giving kiss the attention it deserves!"