Nakhre aapke tauba

Nakhre aapke tauba
Nakhre aapke tauba tauba, ajeeb aapka style hai, Mssg to aap karte nahi, bus halla macha rakha ki mere paas mobile hai..
  

Jan, 14 2012     120 chars (1 sms)     1329 views       General

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