Any girl call you BHAI then don't take tension,because long form of BHAI is that B Best H Husaband A Around I India.

SMS doesn’t mean only Short Messaging Service, but it also means Some Moments Shared with loved ones.

HI, KEEP MESSAGING ME AND WIN EXCITING PRIZES,1ST-LOTS OF LOVE,2ND-LIFE TIME FRIENDSHIP,3RD-FREE STAY IN MY HEART ,OFFER VALID TILL I M ALIVE....

Wealth says "care me".Health says"maintain me".Character says"purify me".Time says"plan me".SMS says"send me" and dis msg says "Remember me"..

Maine Apko Phone Kiya To Network Bola, Namaskar Pagal Ki Duniya Me Aapka Swagat Hai, Aap Jis Pagal Se Iss Waqt Baat Karna Chahte Hain, Uska DIMAAG SWITCH OFF HAI.

Definition of "girl friend" : Someone who'll stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single…

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again??

Har Jgah Toofan Sa Aaya He Jise Dkho Lab Pe 1 Hi Naam Chaya He Jb B Msg Tone Bajti HeTo Log Bolte HLagta Hai " " Ka Msg Aaya HE

What happens when the earth rotates 30 times faster? A. You get your salary every day.

What makes some people Dearer?Is not just the happiness that you feel when you meet them,But the pain you feel,when you miss them.

main jaanta hoon kee yeh khawaab zhuthe hain aur, yeh kusheeyaan adhuree hai, magar zindaa rahane ke leeye mere dost, kuchch galatphamiyan zaruree hain.

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