3 dreams of a man. To be as handsome as his mother thinks.To be as rich as his child belives.To have as many women as his wife suspects.

BALANCE SHEET of Life:Birth- Opening. Balance. Death- Closing Bal.Soul- Fixed Asset.Brain- F.D. Heart- Current Asset.Idea- Current A/C.Achievment- Capital.Character- Clossng. Stock.Friends - Gen. Reserve.Behaviour-Goodwill.Patience - Interest Earned.Love- Dividend.Children- Bonus. IssueEducation-PatentsWisdom-Investment.Exp.- Premium A/C.WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW FINANCIAL YEAR

Newtons Law of Romance "Luv can neither b creatd nor destroyed,it can only b changed frm 1 galfrnd 2 anther with considerable loss of money

Pyar=dukho ka bazar,Premi=dukho ka kharidar,Premika=dukho ki dukandar,Mata-Pita=beech ki diwar,Behen=salahkar,Bhai=peetne ko taiyar!Yahi to haiBiG BAZAR!

GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or GOD IS NOW HERE.Like everything in Life,the way u SEE things.Always depends on how you Look at them......

Dont send any sms to me, i dont want to hear u, i dont wnat to c u , i dont want to have any contact to u , i dont want to think of u, coz doctor have told me to keep away from SWEET things.

Proposing a girl in front of college is gentle>in front of temple is cute>in front of her house is heroism>>but in front of her HUSBAND its DIL..

Before u judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes.... After that, who cares? He's a mile away & the shoes r urs

Definition of "girl friend" : Someone who'll stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single…

ALL WANT TO GO HAVEN BUT NO ONE WANT TO DIE

A scintist cant b a presidnt bt kalam did it,A Condctor cant b an actor bt Rajni did it,A monky cant operate mobile but BOSS u r mind blowng

Aapke Liye film me Baat ki hai, chota sa Role hai,EMRAAN HASHMI aapko pani me le ja raha hai.Film ka naam hai "GAYI BHAINS PANI MEIN":