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Saala apun tumko
Saala apun tumko bolaPhir bhi tum humko nahi tola..Apun hai chocolate icecream ka gola..Mila toh mela..Nahi mila toh aasu se gila hona..
  
Jan, 14 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1006 views       General

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