Saala apun tumko

Saala apun tumko bolaPhir bhi tum humko nahi tola..Apun hai chocolate icecream ka gola..Mila toh mela..Nahi mila toh aasu se gila hona..

Jan, 14 2012 136 chars (1 sms) 995 views General

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SoMe Day..u'll

SoMe Day..u'll 4get me..My NaMe..My VoiCe..Who I am..&who I am 2 u..&If that ever happens.,MAA KASAM Khoon_kharaba ho jayega..!

Definition of Globalization:

Definition of Globalization: Princess Diana , an English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, while traveling in a German car.

Definition of "girl friend" :

Definition of "girl friend" : Someone who'll stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single…

Agar do pipal ke

Agar do pipal ke ped ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?SochoUse bolenge'NOKIA'-CONNECTING PIPAL...

Never ignore somebody

Never ignore somebody who care for you,B"coz You someday may find that u have lost a dimond n u were busy in clloecting stones... "

Tum Haseen Tum

Tum Haseen Tum Cute Tum Great Tum Famous Tum Beautiful Tum Inteligent Tum Smart Tum Stylish Ban Sakte Ho Agar Muje Copy Karo To.

Girls misuse it!

Girls misuse it! models sell it! photograhers cage it!doctors advice it!death freezes it! artists create it! tats SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!

Sorry to disturb

Sorry to disturb U at this time of the night, If U are awake & free, could U please do me a favour, Please delete this message & sleep! Good night !

The length & breadth

The length & breadth & height of you total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you I’ll have to take a bite of you.

Duniya main 3

Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa… …mout… …aur… … aur… …aur… mera SMS..

govt. imposing income

govt. imposing income tax on Dating 10% , On HuG 20% , On Kissing 30% , On LuV 50% , Tu tension matLE...... FLiRTiNG abhi bhi free hai...

Zindgi badi ajeeb h

Zindgi badi ajeeb hoti hai, kabi haar to kabi jeet hoti hai, tamanna rakho samndr ki gehrai ko chune ki, kinaro pe to bus zindgi ki shurwat hoti hai.

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