Saala apun tumko

Saala apun tumko
Saala apun tumko bolaPhir bhi tum humko nahi tola..Apun hai chocolate icecream ka gola..Mila toh mela..Nahi mila toh aasu se gila hona..
  

Jan, 14 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     978 views       General

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Xcellent quote written on road to the fast drivers:"If u wanna donate blood, dont do it on the road, please donate it in the blood bank".
GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or GOD IS NOW HERE.Like everything in Life,the way u SEE things.Always depends on how you Look at them......
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!
Every normal person has 72 heart beats,but 4 my self its 71 The balance one is ur sms So dont stop ur sms it wil affect my heart...
Saala apun tumko bolaPhir bhi tum humko nahi tola..Apun hai chocolate icecream ka gola..Mila toh mela..Nahi mila toh aasu se gila hona..
Friendship is like PRIYAGOLD "hak se maango" Love is like PEPSI "ye dil mange more" & Girl friend like GHADI DETERGENT Pahle istemal karo Fir Vishwas Karo.
Do u know d Fullform of"GIRL"G-Genius in Gossips.I-Innocent Immoralality.R-Raging with Crying.L-Licence 2 Lie Lavishly.Ohh Girls
I have a special meal for you: A glass of CARE, A plate of LOVE, A spoon of PEACE, A fork of TRUST, and A bowl of HAPPINESS.. so hog nicely
A good friend is one who takes bail if u r in jail .......... But a true friend is one who sits besides u in jail and ask u "MAMU BIDI HAI KYA"
Maine Apko Phone Kiya To Network Bola, Namaskar Pagal Ki Duniya Me Aapka Swagat Hai, Aap Jis Pagal Se Iss Waqt Baat Karna Chahte Hain, Uska DIMAAG SWITCH OFF HAI.
D R I N K D-elicious after 1 Peg. R-omantic after 2 Peg. I-ntresting aftr 3 Peg N-aughty aftr 4 Peg K-ing aftr 5 Peg
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.