Saala apun tumko

Saala apun tumko bolaPhir bhi tum humko nahi tola..Apun hai chocolate icecream ka gola..Mila toh mela..Nahi mila toh aasu se gila hona..

Jan, 14 2012 136 chars (1 sms) 1025 views General

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Before u judge a

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5 benefits of kissing:

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help ever.... hurt

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Dear MARIE, Yesterday

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I Love u

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I saw U on the

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A sleeping lion is

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