Saala apun tumko

Saala apun tumko
Saala apun tumko bolaPhir bhi tum humko nahi tola..Apun hai chocolate icecream ka gola..Mila toh mela..Nahi mila toh aasu se gila hona..
  

Jan, 14 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1068 views       General

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Today having a phone without wire is fashion.. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend,
Aaj agar apka sms ayega tohi hum roti khayenge warna aj gusse me paneer paratha aur kashmiri pulao chole bethure k baad icecream kha kar hi so jayenge.
You = cute ; You = hot ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ; You = perfect ; Me = liar.
COLLEGE meaning........................ C:come O:on L:let's L:love E:each G:girl E:equally...So plz join d COLLEGE
How many times i have told you? Dont send messages to me. See what happen now,all the ants came to my phone and took your sweet messages..
Newtons Law of Romance "Luv can neither b creatd nor destroyed,it can only b changed frm 1 galfrnd 2 anther with considerable loss of money
Kiki kuku kikiki kukuku kikiku kukiki kukuki kurCongrats U have Learnt MONKEY language successfully.Plz Come and collect ur disti certificate+ Free banana
SmS dosnt mean "SHORT msgin SERVICE" It also means Share My Sweetness Search My Soul Seek My Sweetheart Succeed My Smarty See ME Smilin So Keep SMSING.
Aaj me apko pani se cocacola banana sikhaunga. 1 botel pani lo friz me rakho. 2 gante bad nikalo pani 1 dam thanda hoga or thanda matlab ?
I saw U on the road that day U Were Looking so fine Ur Face So Divine Ur Walk So Perfect My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????. WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
Those Saprkling Eyes Those Marvelous Lips A 100 Watt Smile The Majestic Walk The Cheerful Talk Truly Charming Personality Guess, That's Enough abt ME
How 2 impress a girl:Respect herHonour herLove herProtect herCare 4 herHow 2 impress a boy:Just smile onceGame over..