A sleeping lion is

A sleeping lion is
A sleeping lion is stronger than a barking dog. So a sleeping student is better than a barking teacher.-By last bench assoctiation.So sit in the last bench
  

Jan, 14 2012     155 chars (1 sms)     926 views       General

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