Every Girl is Smart,

Every Girl is Smart,
Every Girl is Smart, Intelligent, Sweet, Talented, Excellent, Romantic., In Short form, they all are your S.I.S.T.E.R.
  

Jan, 14 2012     118 chars (1 sms)     937 views       General

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Where was LOVE invented for the 1st time?CHINA,That's why you dont get Guarantee or Warranty in LOVE…
Awesome Ads technique:Found on a bag of chips:"You could be a winner No purchase necessary Details inside..
Sincere apology: If u dont like any of my SMS & Dont like 2read, or if my msgs disturb u, thn plz dont hesitate, feel free to .. Throw ur mobile
Wife is a "Received call" Nieghbour girl is "Dialled call" Aunty is "Missed call" Lover is "Waiting call" BUT Friendship is ''Fevicoll''
TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT 1 : U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue. FACT 2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!
The length & breadth & height of you total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you I’ll have to take a bite of you.
Zindgi badi ajeeb hoti hai, kabi haar to kabi jeet hoti hai, tamanna rakho samndr ki gehrai ko chune ki, kinaro pe to bus zindgi ki shurwat hoti hai.
Height of Confidence:-A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden Brake Infront of a Bus & Shouts at d Bus Driver.."Abe Marne K Liye Meri Hi Cycle Mili".-
Whats attitude? 3 ants saw an elephant comin 1st ant v vl break his leg 2nd v vl kill him 3rd leave him maccha he is alone & v r3
A modern employer is one who is looking for men between the ages of 25 and 30 with 40 years of experience.
Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log padte hai,nalayak log dusro ko forward karte hai,gadhe delete karte hai aur pagal store kar lete hai.Aap kya karne wale hai
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY : "Marry and make a woman happy.... OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy...!!"*