Arz kiya hai: Bahar

Arz kiya hai: Bahar
Arz kiya hai: Bahar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, ki bahar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi aur phool khilne se pahle...... Bakri kha gayi.
  

Jan, 23 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     1570 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Kyun marte ho bewafa sanam k liye,2 Gaz zamin nahi milegi dafan k liye,Marna hai to maro dosti k liye,Hum apni chaddi bhi utaar denge tere kafan Ke liy
Bahut door rehkar bhi paas lagte ho,nazar se door rehkar bhi khaas lagte ho,har baar dusro ka diya sms bhejte ho, aur khud ko kavi KALIDAS samjate ho.
Har kadam par hawa ki disha ka dyan rakhna, Muskil samay mai bi dost ko yaad rakhna, Hamari yado ki kushboo jaror aayagi, Tum bas apni naak saaf rakhna
Jala dena ya dafna dena,Le jaane se pehle 1peg Rum pila dena.Mai Taj mahal ki chahat nahi rakhta dosto,Bas meri kabr pe GIRLS HOSTEL bana dena.
Aaj Unki Sharart SamaJh Aayi, Yahan Per Apki Jarurat SamaJh Aayi, Apko Dharati Per Bhejna To Bahana Tha, RAVAN Ki Jagah Kisi Ko To Aana Tha.
Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick karo... Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...
Apko kya pata hum aapko kitne yaad karte hian..har pal tumhari fariyad karte hain..roj khat likhte hian cartoon network ko..aapko dikhane ki mang karte hain..
Maine tumhe dekha, tumhe follow kiya Tumne mere dil mein jalaaya pyaar ka diya Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala Mujhe usne Clinic All Clear se Dho daala
Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho.Agar bat kare koi tum se to itrate bahut ho.Dil chahta hai tumhe CHHUM lu.Par suna hai k tum chilate bahut ho..
"Bethe bethe kamre me kar rahe the Press thoda gaur farmaiy gE bethe bethe kamre me kar rahe the Pressa apki yad aayi aur jal gai dress
AAPKI jheel si aankhon mein, Dil doob jana chahata hai. Par phir yeh khayaal aata hai, Saala apun ko SWIMMING kaha aata hai
"Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Ham bhi ab sehra sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, " Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge