New punishmnt for

New punishmnt for
New punishmnt for cell owners Mised call kai liye JAIL. Sms kai liye FAANSI. Call kai Liye UMARKAID. aap mat daro KANJUSO ko to inaam hai
  

Jan, 23 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1151 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Apni DOSTI ko mat Chupao use Jrurat hai JATANE ki. Apni PRATIBHAON ko mat Chupao use Jrurt hai BADHANE ki.Yaar Ab aur PERFUME mat Lgao Tumhe Jrurt hai NHANE ki.
Baharo phool barsaomera"DOST"aya hai.Hoto pe muskan,gali me mehak laya he.Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY"vo aj"LUX" se nahaya hai.
Khuda kare in haseeno ke baap mar jaye, Maut ka bahana ho aur hum inke ghar jaye. Aisa mat keh aye zaalim,ye ek paap hoga, Tu bhi ek din ek haseena ka baap hoga!
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii.... Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
Ye CHAND bhi dekho kya ajib sitam dhata hai, Gour farmaye Ye CHAND bhi kya ajib sitam dhata hai, Bachpan me MAMA aur Jawani me SANAM nazar ata hai......!
Bhul Se Agar Koi Bhul Hui Ho to , Bhul Samajh Ke Bhul Jana Areeeee Bhulana Sirf bhul Ko, Bhulkar Bhi Hame Na Bhul Jana.
softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspape! r padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
Apko kya pata hum aapko kitne yaad karte hian..har pal tumhari fariyad karte hain..roj khat likhte hian cartoon network ko..aapko dikhane ki mang karte hain..
Wo Maza..Na takht me..Na taj me.. Na poori diniya ke raj me. Na sur me na saaz me, Na kuber ke khazaneme... Jo maza hai woh subah uthkar fir so jane m..!
khushi mili to has na sake,gum mila to ro na sake,bus yahi dustoor hai stock market ka,jise becha usse le na sake,aur jise liya use bech na sake. "Investor bachao adolan ke jan hith me jaari ".
Tum paas ho to tujhpe pyar aata hai, Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai. Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki, Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.
Pani Dekh kar Pyaas lagti he. Koi Shadi dekh kar hame bhi Aas Dikhti he. Hum Logo ko kaise Samjhaye, Har JHAKAAS Ladki ki Maa hamari Saas lagti he…