Tu chand mange

Tu chand mange mein chand dedu tu raat mange mein raat de du tu dil mange mein dil de du tu jaan mange bas yaar bhikh mangane ki bhi ek limit hoti hai

Jan, 23 2012 150 chars (1 sms) 961 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Mujhe jala dena

Mujhe jala dena ya jameen me daba dena, per jab bhi maru ek ghoont pila dena. Mai TajMahal to nahi chahta,ae dost,bas meri kabr per ek girls hostel banva dena..

Hum tum dono

Hum tum dono jab mil jayenge, Ek naya itihaas banayenge, Aur agar hum naa mil paaye toh, Kisi aur ke itihaas ko padh lenge.

paani peetaa hoon

paani peetaa hoon pipe se Apple khataan hoon knife se Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron Jooten khataa hoon apni wife se!!!

Use karte hein

Use karte hein make-up ka daba roze kiyun? Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain chailaa roze kiyun? Mummy tum to kehti thee Eid to kab kee gaye Phir Parosan se gale miltay hain Papa roze kiyun

Tumsa koi zamin

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

Pani mein tairna

Pani mein tairna machali ka style, Hawa mein udna panchi ka style, Different messages bhejna mera style, Fukat ka message padna aap ka style.

Jo sadiyaon se

Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga... Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga...

Lamho Lamho per

Lamho Lamho per Khwaab Likhoonga, Apni zindagi per kitaab likhoonga, Aapki gardan (neck) to phoolon ki tehni, Aur aapke chehre ko gulab likhoonga.

Tumse kitna pyar

Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar kar dekh lo Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar kar dekh lo Phir bhi na dikhe agar toh chashma badal kar dekh lo !!!

Apki ek muskurhat

Apki ek muskurhat ne hamare hosh uda diye.Apki ek muskurhat ne hamare hosh uda diye.Hum hosh me aane hi wale the. ki aap fir se Muskra diye

Hum itne SWEET

Hum itne SWEET nai ki diabities ho jaye,Nai itne SALTY ki B.P badh jye,Nai itne TASTY ki maza aa jaye,Par hum itne KADWE b nahi ki yad n aye

Zamane ke darr

Zamane ke darr se teri tasvir toilet mein chupa rakhi hai, Didar ho tera bar bar isiliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai….

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