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Hu main Dr
Hu main Dr jahan,Meri wife hai nurse waha.Ye kaisa zulm sehna PADTA hai,Mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai!!
  
Jan, 23 2012     115 chars (1 sms)     986 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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NA MUJHE KISI
NA MUJHE KISI KA DIL CHAHIYE, NA MUJHE KISI DARD CHAHIYE, MERE RECHARGE KO JO APNA RECHARGE SAMAJHKAR BHAR SAKE, MUJHE US DOST KI TALASH HAI !
Har gali har deewar
Har gali har deewar par tumhara hi naam hai, har gali har deewar par tumhara hi naam hai. Upar likha hai wanted aur niche 50 paise ka inaam hai !
Wo to Shahjahan
Wo to Shahjahan Ka Pagalpan Tha, Warna Mumtaz Mei Baat Hi Kya Thi... Mohabbat Ki Kashish Ne TAJ MAHAL Bana Dala, Warna Ladkiyon Ki Auqat Hi Kya Thi..
Some one says
Some one says Whisky is Risky,while sum1 says Whisky bina zindagi miss ki,But i say Rum,Beer ho ya Whisky,Nahi hai wo ladki se zyada RISKY...cheers
Mulk ki bhi ek
Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
A Real Love
A Real Love Song-:Bazigar O Bazigar,,Tari Mummy ne jaine raji kar,,Ho Tune Dil Mera Toda,,Mene Fevicole se Joda,,Mere Fevicole ka Paisa Vapis Kar,,
khali hai botal
khali hai botal phir bhi piye ja raha hoon, zindagi maje se jiye ja raha hoon, sala kisi ka reply nahi aaraha, phir bhi sms kiye ja raha hoo…
Dil ki bat dilme
Dil ki bat dilme mat rkhna,Jo pasand ho use ILU kehna,Agar wo itrai,gusse me aaye,To darna mat rakhi nikalna & kehna pyari behna milti rehna
Jis mehfil mein
Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai Kaho Na Pyaar Hai Kya mooh dukhta hai
Machar ne app
Machar ne app ko kata woh uska junoon tha,app ne khuglaya woh app ka sukoon tha, chah kar bhi app machar ko marr na sake kiun ke uski ragon main app ka khun tha............
In hasino se
In hasino se Rasme Wafa or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka, Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai!
Dil k dardko
Dil k dardko jubapar mat lana,apni ankhose ansu mat bahana,jakham chahe kitne bhi gahare ho,"DETTOL" K siva kuch mat lagana

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