Mujhe jala dena

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Mujhe jala dena
Mujhe jala dena ya jameen me daba dena, per jab bhi maru ek ghoont pila dena. Mai TajMahal to nahi chahta,ae dost,bas meri kabr per ek girls hostel banva dena..
  
Jan, 23 2012     160 chars (1 sms)     953 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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