Nifty Ruth Gayi

Nifty Ruth Gayi
Nifty Ruth Gayi index Tut Gaye, debit ban Gaye Sapne Bhi Tut Gaye, Baki Rahe Khazane Mein Do paise, mandi Aayi To Woh Bhi Lut GAYE.
  

Jan, 23 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     1724 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
Baharo phool barsaomera"DOST"aya hai.Hoto pe muskan,gali me mehak laya he.Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY"vo aj"LUX" se nahaya hai.
Hum aap ko itna yaad kartey hain jitna aap hame yaad kartey hain. Farq sirf itna hai ke hum yaad karke SMS kartey hain aap SMS parh kar Yaad kartey hain.
Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain, Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.
Hazaro aati hai Hazaro jaati hai Magar jo mandap me baith ti hai Wohi kaam aati hai
Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
Kya leker aye the..? Kya leker jaoge..? Mujhe sms nahi kar k kitni chillar bachaoge? Itne paise bachaker kya...... NARAK mein bangla banaoge.
Majnu ko Laila ka sms nahi aya, Majnu ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya, Majnu marne wala hai Laila ke pyar main, Aur Laila bethi hai sms free hone ke intazar main.
Hoton se cho liya,Ehsaas ab tak hai,Aankhen nam hai,Aur sanson me Aag ab tak hai,Aur kyon na ho.Khayi bi to 'HARI Mirch'hai.
Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye, Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye... Light chali gayi, Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye..!
Hai apni ek hi abhilasha,na ho teri kabhi nirasha,Tujhe mile roz ek Bipasha,aur hum bulaye tujhe Balbir Pasha!
SMS dosto ko itne kiye ki hum jeet gaye sMs ki race. Mobile bhi unka pareshaan hoke kehne laga : NO SPACE NO SPACE..!