Jin ke pas hai ..

Jin ke pas hai ..
Jin ke pas hai ... Wo hath me le k hilate hai. Jin k pass nahi hai... Wo ungali dal k hilate hai........ Bole to kya??.... Tooth brush .... Yar
  

Jan, 23 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     1000 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Aaj ka menu.. pyar ki roti care ki sabji Affection ka raita Faith ka salad Trust ka pulao & Love ki sweet dish only for special love u..
Unhe Pyar Karna nahi ata, aur hame Pyar ke sivay Kuch nahi ata... Jine ke sirf ye do raste hai, ek unhe nahi ata aur ek hame nahi ata...
Wo bole Mehfil me kahi humare jute kho gaye,ab ghar Kaise jayenge, Humne kaha Aap shayari to shuru Kre, itne ayenge k gine bhi Na Jayenge.
Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..
Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu, Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu, Majburi to dekho is dil ki. Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu
Maszid mein namaaz padta hoon, Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, kahin insaan se khuda na ban jaoon, isliye tumhe sms karke roz ek paap karta hoon!!
Yad Rak Kar Meri Dosti Ko Tumne Meri Zindgi Par Ehsan Kr Diya is Mobile May A Last Rupya Tha Dek Wo B Tere Naam Kr Diya.
AAPKI jheel si aankhon mein, Dil doob jana chahata hai. Par phir yeh khayaal aata hai, Saala apun ko SWIMMING kaha aata hai
Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain, Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.
Jaane who kaisi hogi, Shayad who aisi hogi. Ya phir who waisi hogi, Jayada mat soch, tere sapno ki rani bilkul JASSI jaisi hogi.
Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga... Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga...
khoobsoorti to hai karigari khuda ki, tarif sunkar haseenayen kyon hojati hain badguman ?