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Jan, 23 2012     83 chars (1 sms)     1624 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Saare dhobi mare mare fir rahe hai. Kyunki unke gadhe nahi mil rahe hai. Gupt khabaron se pata chala hai. Ki who sms padh rahe hai.
Ishq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekhlo......Ishq karne se pehle uske anjaam dekhlo....Agar phir bhi samajh na aaye to film TERE NAAM dekh lo…
Koi cheez Bewafai se badkar kya hogi, Ghum-e-imtihan judai se badkar kya hogi, kisiko deni ho jawani mein saza To PADAI se badkar saza kya hogi.
Hum Gaye The unke Ghar Kehna Tha Dil se Dil Milalo Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza Hum Ghabra Ke Bole Aunty Bachho ko POLIO Ki Dawa Pilwa Lo..
Zindgi mein agar kuch karna hai to kuch aisa kar jao, ki har gali se tum guzro to har ghar se ek hi aawaj aaye. "PAPA aa gaye,PAPA aa gaye.
Some one says Whisky is Risky,while sum1 says Whisky bina zindagi miss ki,But i say Rum,Beer ho ya Whisky,Nahi hai wo ladki se zyada RISKY...cheers
Ishq Me Ye Anjam Paya Hai,Haddi Tuti Muh Se Khun Aaya Hai,Hospital Pahuchne Par Nurse Boli,Baharo Phul Barsao Kisi Ka Mehboob Aayaa HAI
Hamare SMS k charche jaha me hone lage, log hamare deewane hone lage, khush nasib, ho aap jo hamara SMS mila jinhe nahi mila wo mobile patak patak kar rone lage
Mat kar mere dost apniwali se itni mohabat vo aankho se war karti hai,maine dekha hai unhi aankho me vo tujh se jyada mujhse pyar karti hai.
Pani Dekh kar Pyaas lagti he. Koi Shadi dekh kar hame bhi Aas Dikhti he. Hum Logo ko kaise Samjhaye, Har JHAKAAS Ladki ki Maa hamari Saas lagti he…
Insurance Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate HeInsurnce Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate HeLogo Ki Bibiyo K Paas Beth K Pati K Marne K Faide Samjhate Hai..-
Mausam Mast hai,Mahol jabardast hai.Apne kam me sub Vyast hai.Socha phone karke do baate kare,pata chala,Is Root ki sabhi lina Vyast hai