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Jan, 23 2012     83 chars (1 sms)     1503 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Bhul Se Agar Koi Bhul Hui Ho to , Bhul Samajh Ke Bhul Jana Areeeee Bhulana Sirf bhul Ko, Bhulkar Bhi Hame Na Bhul Jana.
Tu chand mange mein chand dedu tu raat mange mein raat de du tu dil mange mein dil de du tu jaan mange bas yaar bhikh mangane ki bhi ek limit hoti hai
1 SArdar k 20 BAche the1 din uski Wife ne Pucha,Me KAisi LAg rhi hu SArdr:Rup TerA MAstAna PAs Mere MAt Ana,Phool koi Phir se Khilna jaye!!
Pyar yuhi kisi se kiya jata nahi. Pyar kiya hai dard to hoga hi.Is dard ki adat na dalo,kyuki ye dard MOOV se jata NAHI
Mere ankhon ko sapney phir dikha gaya koe,bujhti sason ma mehak phir jaga gaya koe, kia ye sach much pyar hai, ya ullo phir se bana gaya koe.
Pyaar main jubaan chup ho to Ankhen bolti he,Ankhen chup ho to Dil bolta he,Dil chup hoto,Hoto,Log bolte he "RAM NAAM Satya HE".....
Jaane kab sms send karoge? Send ke button pe kab apna thumb bend karoge? Ab tak bahut balance jama kiya. Kab apni kanjoosi ka "THE END" karoge.
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
Mausam ye haseen kehta h pyaar kar le Dil diwana kehta h ikraar kar le chahat kehti h izhaar kar le par MUMMY KEHTI PEHLE DEGREE PASS KAR LE
Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai, Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai, Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai, Kiyun na aey teri yaad? Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai...
"SHADI" karne ke bad, Aur "MOBAIL" lene ke bad, Ek hi AFSOS hota hai, Kuch Din aur rook jata,To achha "MODEL" mil jata.
Tumhari Dosti Ne Mujhe Bahut Kuch Sikha Diya, Meri Khamosh Zindagi Ko Jaise Hasa Diya, Karzdaar Hoon Main Us Khuda Ka Jisne Mujhe Tum Jaise JOKER Se Mila Diya