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Na bottle me
Na bottle me na jar me,na hotel me na bar me,na bike pe na car me,ab to din guzarte hai apke pyar bhare sms ke intazar me
  
Jan, 23 2012     121 chars (1 sms)     2071 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Aur bhi bahut
Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chuki hai dil ke saath Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez “ckeck” karta hoon main “Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad”
Log kehte hain
Log kehte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi, magar woh log ueh kyon bhool jaate hain ki dhoka bhi zindagi hi deti hai maut nahi."
Arz kiya hai Bus
Arz kiya hai Bus nazron se dekh liya hota agar tammana thi darane ki, Hum yun hi behosh ho jaate. Kya zaroorat thi aap ko muskurane ki.
Apse Jb Hmari
Apse Jb Hmari Yaari Ho Gyi Duniya Hmari Or B Pyari Ho Gyi Pahle Hum Kisi B Cheez K Aadi Na The Par Ab Apko Yad Krne Ki Bimari Ho Gyi he
Mat kar mere
Mat kar mere dost apniwali se itni mohabat vo aankho se war karti hai,maine dekha hai unhi aankho me vo tujh se jyada mujhse pyar karti hai.
Dekha tujhe to
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
Gam me jine
Gam me jine me maza aata hai,gharibo ke ghar bhi khuda aata hai,hum hain jo baarish ki tarah roz sms karte hain,aur ek aap hain jinka sms sarkari nal mein pani ki tarah aata hai
Aapke life mein
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho Axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rahe huggies jaise
Zamane ke darr
Zamane ke darr se teri tasvir toilet mein chupa rakhi hai, Didar ho tera bar bar isiliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai….
"SHADI" karne ke
"SHADI" karne ke bad, Aur "MOBAIL" lene ke bad, Ek hi AFSOS hota hai, Kuch Din aur rook jata,To achha "MODEL" mil jata.
Tere pyar me
Tere pyar me umar bhar intzar kiya,Tere pyar me umar bhar intzar kiya,Aur us intzar me na jane kitno se pyar kiya…
Dil diya tha
Dil diya tha mohabat ki nishani samajh kar, Woh khaa gya usey biryani samajh kar, Khoon-e-jigar bhi na chora zalim ne, Woh bhi pee gya leemo paani samajh kar.

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