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Soch samajh ke
Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi jisne, Usne jeevan bigaad liya. Aur chaturai se ki shadi jisne, Usne bhi kya ukhad liya.
  

Jan, 23 2012     116 chars (1 sms)     2879 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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1 SArdar k 20 BAche the1 din uski Wife ne Pucha,Me KAisi LAg rhi hu SArdr:Rup TerA MAstAna PAs Mere MAt Ana,Phool koi Phir se Khilna jaye!!
Zamane ke darr se teri tasvir toilet mein chupa rakhi hai, Didar ho tera bar bar isiliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai….
Is kadar Hame akele chod jaane ki sajaa jarur paoge, Is kadar Hame akele chod jaane ki sajaa jarur paoge, Aage raasta khuda hua hai, phir 'U'-turn maarkar chale aaoge
Zamana kitna kharab ho gaya he,Har sawal ka ulta jawab ho gaya he,Na Call, na Misscall, na SmS.Har koi mobile rakh k nawaab ho gaya he.
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho Axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rahe huggies jaise
God apun se pucha, Kidhar jana mangta ? SWARG YA NARAK ? Apun bola NARAK ! Apun ko malum, Tum sala dost log udharich milega, Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG!!
Socha tha harr modd pe Aap ko sMs karenge..... parr parr parr parr parr parr parr parr parr parr kambhakt sadAk sidhi nikli..
Aap ka gadha aap se rooth gaya Ja k nadi me kood gaya. Doobte hue bola ab aur dukh nahi sahenge ek ghar me do do nahi rahenge
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me.
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
Hum tere dil me rahenge SMS bankar, Tere dil pe khilenge ringtone bankar, kabhi aapne dil se juda na samajhna, Hum Tere dil ke saath chalenge Roaming Network bankar