Hame to bidi

Hame to bidi
Hame to bidi ne luta cigret me kaha dam tha , meri kasti thi dubi waha jha whisky ka drum tha. Ham tab bhi nikal aye kyoki hamari dosti me bahut dam tha.
  

Jan, 23 2012     153 chars (1 sms)     5063 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Dipak me agar nur na hota,Tanha dil majbur na hota, Hum apko "GOOD NIGHT" kehne jaror ate agar apka ghar itani dur na hota
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kya moh kya maya hai,is duniya mein sukh kisne paya hai,Hame bhi msg karke dekh lo.Compny ne mobile sirf tere G-F ke liye nhi bnaya hai
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin
Bekar he wo log jo ladkiyo ko miSS karte he!!MiSS karna hi he to MACCHAROko karo,Jo apni jan p khel kr b apko kiSS karte hai.
New punishmnt for cell owners Mised call kai liye JAIL. Sms kai liye FAANSI. Call kai Liye UMARKAID. aap mat daro KANJUSO ko to inaam hai
JAB TAK KARENGE YAAD AAP HUMKO.. HUM BHI AAPKO YAAD KARENGE.. JANAZE ME MOBILE RAKHDENA, NETWORK MILEGA TO UPAR SE BHI BHI SMS KARENGE
Na bottle me na jar me,na hotel me na bar me,na bike pe na car me,ab to din guzarte hai apke pyar bhare sms ke intazar me
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Kabhi dost kehte ho, Kabhi dua dete ho, Kabhi bewaqt nind se jaga dete ho, Par jab bhi hume "SMS" karte ho, To khuda kasam zindgi k saare gam bhula dete ho
Na moh aur na maya hai..Aalas bas tumhi ko aya hai..Char panne palat lo beta..paper papaji ne nahi banaya hai..!