Mehfil saji thi

Mehfil saji thi
Mehfil saji thi msgs ka tha daur,SMS maine kiye the sab ne kia shor,paisa to mera gaya par sab kamine keh rahe the1 aur 1 aur.
  

Jan, 23 2012     126 chars (1 sms)     5187 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Aaj tum dil mango de denge, Dhadkan mango de denge, jigar mango to de sakte hai, Kyonki charon filmki VCD gharpe padi hai
Chand Pe Kali Ghata Chhati To Hogi, Sitaron Ko Muskurahat Aati To Hogi, Tum Lakh Chhupao Duniya Se Magar, Akele Me Tumhe Apni Shakal Pe Hansi Aati To Hogi...
Kidki se deka to raste pe koi nahi tha.Kidki se deka to raste pe koi nahi tha. Raste pe ja ke dekha to kidki pe koi nahi tha.
Mulk ki v ek sarhad hoti hai, Bache ki v ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu apke SMS ka, Kanjusi ki v ek had hoti hai..!!!
Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se, to hum madhosh ho gaey, Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain, to hum behosh ho gaey.
Roz logo se aapke pange honge,Roz aapke ghar me dange honge,Agar mujhe sms nahi kiya to yaad rakhna aapke 17 bachche honge or sare k sare lafange honge…
Humne jab bhi kisi se kiya pyar, to yeh anjaam nikla; Kisi ne kiya inkaar, to kisi ka pehle se Yaar nikla !!
Tere pyar me umar bhar intzar kiya,Tere pyar me umar bhar intzar kiya,Aur us intzar me na jane kitno se pyar kiya…
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
Hasino ka kafila masjid ki taraf ja raha tha hum ne apni taraf bula liya,hum to barbad ho chuke the lakin khuda ko barbad hone se bacha liya
Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai Tum kya jano gum kisey kehte hai Tum kya jano gum kya chiz hoti hai Tumne to hmesha fevicol use kiya hena.
Taraste Hue Uske Hatho Ne Teri Kalai Ko Chhua Hai,Jaise Uski Har Saans Puch Rahi Ho....Bhaiya Time Kya Hua Hai?