Ishq Me Ye

Ishq Me Ye
Ishq Me Ye Anjam Paya Hai,Haddi Tuti Muh Se Khun Aaya Hai,Hospital Pahuchne Par Nurse Boli,Baharo Phul Barsao Kisi Ka Mehboob Aayaa HAI
  

Jan, 23 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     1150 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Dekh Tere Sansaar Ki HaalatKya Ho Gayi Bhagwan,Kitna BADAL GAYA INSAAN.NA KOI SMS,NA KOI CALL,Hum Bhi Hai Hairaan,Kaise BUSY HUYE SHAITAAN
Is qadar hum aapko chahte hain ki duniyaa wale jal jaate hain yu to hum sabko ullu banate hain par aap zara jaldi ban jate hain
Hasino ka kafila masjid ki taraf ja raha tha hum ne apni taraf bula liya,hum to barbad ho chuke the lakin khuda ko barbad hone se bacha liya
Wo bole Mehfil me kahi humare jute kho gaye,ab ghar Kaise jayenge, Humne kaha Aap shayari to shuru Kre, itne ayenge k gine bhi Na Jayenge.
Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
Bhagvan se pani manga to sagar diya Phool manga bageecha diya, Ghar manga mahal diya, Paisa manga to aap ka number diya, " kab aau lene "
Jaane kab sms send karoge? Send ke button pe kab apna thumb bend karoge? Ab tak bahut balance jama kiya. Kab apni kanjoosi ka "THE END" karoge.
Kab tut jaye Kasam hi to hai..Kab badal jaye najar hi to hai..Ab u hi tum mere SMS ki aadat mat dalna...Kab khatam ho jaye SCHEME hi to hai
KISMAT KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN, AAJ DIN TO KAL KAALI RAAT HAIN, KABHI DHOOP TO KABHI BARSAAT HAIN, YEH MSG KA SILSALA CHALTA RAHEGA, JAB TAK FREE SMS KA SAATH HAI.
Subha saam aapki yaad aati hai, raat din satati hai, karne ko to karle phon aapko par customer care ki ek ladki hai jo bar bar balence low batati hai.
Hame to bidi ne luta cigret me kaha dam tha , meri kasti thi dubi waha jha whisky ka drum tha. Ham tab bhi nikal aye kyoki hamari dosti me bahut dam tha.
New punishmnt for cell owners Mised call kai liye JAIL. Sms kai liye FAANSI. Call kai Liye UMARKAID. aap mat daro KANJUSO ko to inaam hai