Bhagvan se pani

Bhagvan se pani
Bhagvan se pani manga to sagar diya Phool manga bageecha diya, Ghar manga mahal diya, Paisa manga to aap ka number diya, " kab aau lene "
  

Jan, 23 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1931 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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JAB TAK KARENGE YAAD AAP HUMKO.. HUM BHI AAPKO YAAD KARENGE.. JANAZE ME MOBILE RAKHDENA, NETWORK MILEGA TO UPAR SE BHI BHI SMS KARENGE
"Masti aankho me hoti hai sharab me nahi,Bhakti shradha me hoti hai mandir me nahi,Tu b jaan le, "Dosti SMS karne se badti hai padne se nahi
Khud ko kar kanjus itna Kihar sms bhejne se pehle Mobile company wale call kar ke puchheAaj sms kar rahe ho Sab Kheriyat to hai bhai
Chala ja SMS tu banke gulab,Hogi sachi dosti to aayega jawab agar na aaye jawab,to mat hona udas samajna k mere liye waqt nahi unke pass..
humne dil k sath ek'toss'kiya,haar gye tab dil ne limit'cross' kiya,jab dil ne dil se apko yaad kiya,humne mobile uthaya apko sms'pass'kiya....
Suraj Hua Madham, chand bhi chalne laga, mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ?? Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !
Hum tere dil me rahenge SMS bankar, Tere dil pe khilenge ringtone bankar, kabhi aapne dil se juda na samajhna, Hum Tere dil ke saath chalenge Roaming Network bankar
Kabi Shikayt na labo pe laynge.Kaha hai Dost to dosti nibhange,Koi Tumhari Burai mere samne kare,Ksam khate h ki,hm b ha me ha milaynge .
Awaz mein mithas hai..Soorat bhi khaas hai..Khuda ne bas thoda sa SCREW dhila chod diya varna......ITEM to tu jhakkas hai !! ;-)
kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke "jaan bhi maango to hazir hai", Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango to inkaar karte hain
Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick karo... Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...
Hazaro aati hai Hazaro jaati hai Magar jo mandap me baith ti hai Wohi kaam aati hai