Jaane kab sms

Jaane kab sms
Jaane kab sms send karoge? Send ke button pe kab apna thumb bend karoge? Ab tak bahut balance jama kiya. Kab apni kanjoosi ka "THE END" karoge.
  

Jan, 23 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     925 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

more Funny Shayari SMS Messages

DIL KI KASTI U DOOBTI C, NAZAR AA RAHI HAI, KYA KARU A DIL, MERI WOH KISI AUR KO FASANE JAA RAHI HAI.
Koi saanson main samaya sa lagta hai.kisi ko dil mein basaya sa lagta hai. Usse milne ki tammana hai lekin, aane jane ka kiraya bhi lagta hai.
khoobsoorti to hai karigari khuda ki, tarif sunkar haseenayen kyon hojati hain badguman ?
Kabhi hamari yad AYE TO COL KAR LENA PAISE KAM HO TO SMS KAR LENA AGAR YE BHI N KAR SAKO TO MOBILE DAHI ME DALKAR VIBRATER ON KAR.
e dost tu bhi meri tarah likha kar shayari...... tera bhi khoob naam ho gayega...... jab ande tamatar padenge to shaam ki sabzi ka intezaam ho jayega.
Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain, Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.
kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote. kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote. chand to tu hai hi, sitaare bhee saaath hote.
"Masti aankho me hoti hai sharab me nahi,Bhakti shradha me hoti hai mandir me nahi,Tu b jaan le, "Dosti SMS karne se badti hai padne se nahi
Mat puch mere sms ki inteha kaha tak hai,Tu KANJUSI karle teri takat jaha tak hai,Msg ki umid jinhe hogi unhe hogi,Hame to dekhna hai tu Kanjus Kaha tak he.
Log puchte hai ki cigarate kyun pite ho, kya ye pyass bujhati hai? Maine kaha "nahi, dil me kisi ki tasvir hai,kambhakt kam se kam usko to jalati hai".
Unki galise mera janaza nikla wo na nikle jin ke liye janaza nikla unka Ghar aaya mere dost siti bajane lage ,rakh kar mera janaza kamine use PATANE lage
Jabse nazre mili aapse hume kuch ho gaya, Ratoon ki neend gaye, Din ka chain gaya, Hume aapse pyar nahi CONJUCTIVITIES ho gaya hai.