Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shake it,the more sour it grows.

Success is often the result of taking a mis-step in the right direction.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

When you choose the lesses of two evils always remember there is still an evil.

Use softwords and hard arguments.

Kindwords do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.

... That may appear as the truth to one personwill often appear as untruth to another person. But that need not worry theseeker. Where there is honest effort, it will be realized that what appearedto be different truths are like the countless and apparen

The merit belongs to begineer; should his successor do even more better.

Superioty and inferiority are individual, not racial or national.

Thegreatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.