Finance is the art

Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

Jan, 21 2012 85 chars (1 sms) 1013 views Quotes

more Quotes SMS Messages

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

Compromise.Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary thesatisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and isdeprived of nothing except what was justly his due.

Thedays are too

Thedays are too short even for love; how can there be enough time for quarreling?

Ignorance is a form of

Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution.

There are two

There are two kind of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. try to be in the first group; there is a less competition there.

The Universe is

The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

Science has achieved

Science has achieved more for the emancipation of masses than the wisdom of sages.

Whenangry, count to

Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.

Remember when feminisit

Remember when feminisit movements were something men gathered on street corners to admire as the girls strolled by

Forbidden fruit can

Forbidden fruit can get us into a real jam.

Conscientious men are,

Conscientious men are, almost everywhere, less encouraged than less to lerated.

Nature arms each

Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.

Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry

Finance is the art

more Quotes SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages