Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

You don'thave to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth. Success hasmade failures of many men.

Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

Youdon't have to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth.Success has made failures of many men.

Optimists and pessimists have one fault in common: they are afraid of the truth.

The easiest,the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflict within anorganization is to pretend it does not exist.

Take yourlife into your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one toblame.

Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!

Forbidden fruit can get us into a real jam.

The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out