The man who says

The man who says he's too old to learn new tricks probably always was.

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An adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.

Flatteryis the infantry of negotiation.

A goodlistener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talkerwith a sore throat.

There is sweet joy that comes to us that comes to us after sorrow.

Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.

A merefriend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue.

In thebusiness world, everyone is always working at legitimate cross purposes,governed by self interest.

If at first you do succeed, try, try not to be a bore

Fourthings come not back: the spoken word, the spent arrow, the past life, and theneglected opportunity.

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

Politicians are like ships; noisiest when lost in a fog.

If necessityis the mother of invention, conflict is its father.

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