The ruler proclaims

The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.

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Most people suspended

Most people suspended their judgement till somebody else has expressed his own and then they respect it.

Thework will teach you

Thework will teach you how to do it.

Golf is an expensive

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

Men are cruel

Men are cruel, but man is kind.

Our errors are

Our errors are steps on the way.

Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Do good to your

Do good to your friend to keep him, and to your enemy to make him your freind.

Money is what

Money is what things run into and people run out of

Let no one,

Let no one, then think lightly of the world, lest he be despising himself unawares

Facts do not cease to exist

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

Nature hasgiven men

Nature hasgiven men one tongue and two ears, that we may hear twice as much as wespeak.

The spokenword belongs

The spokenword belongs half to him who speaks, and half to him who listens.

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