The major cause of traffic accidents is that men put into their cars as much ego as petrol.

The good things of life are not to be had singly, but come to us with a mixture; like a school boy's holiday, with a task affixed to the tail of it.

To pushadvantages too far is neither generous nor just.

Knowingthat everything's futile but still fighting, still raging against the dying ofthe light that's what motivates me all the time ... If you hold that sense offutility in your head for too long, it can begin to eat into you. You canstill be aware of it

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Man must not check reason by tradition, but must check tradition by reason.

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.

Evil communication corrupt good manners.

Agrievance is most poignant when almost redressed.

My Strength is made perfect in weakness

A man without a smiling face must not open a shop.

Most people suspended their judgement till somebody else has expressed his own and then they respect it.